Max did NOT eat the slice of bread in the glass container that was on the counter.
Though he did chew part of the locking lid off.

Bonus “I used the stool to reach it, aren’t I a clever boy?” points.

Horse treats.
At least one serving of Kellogs Frosted Minnie Wheats

Things Max ate, correction:
Emma was not responsible for the Tums.

More Tums
Chocolate/Peanut butter chips

Addendum; plastic bags opened, contents not eaten:
Batteries
Business cards
Beads

If I am a way for the Cosmos to know itself, Max is a way for the Cosmos to smell itself.

List of things my dog ate this week:
One frosted minnie wheat
6 oz of chocolate
Unknown amount of activated charcoal
3×5 notecard
8 oz tums

Sept 25, 2015. Heading to the vet for the initial check up.

From Max’s first visit wit us, Sept 10, 2015