Things Max Ate, ASPCA, Animal Poison Control Edition:

One full package (14 pieces) of Orbit gum.

Bonus: “I got on the chair to get on the desk to get to the bowl you set up high so I couldn’t get to it and I knocked it down and ate all the cat food that was left, aren’t I a clever boy?”

Special thanks to the aforementioned number. Beat the $X00.00 charge for emergency room treatment, though the call was $65, veterinarians were standing by.

https://www.aspca.org/pet-care/animal-poison-control